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I forgot my checkbook., A Cajun man is sitting on the beach, and a fly lands on him. is gonna get a real bad spanking ! concentrate, Teacher !" thank you for flying Cajun Airlines. Boudreaux tries to tell her, "Mais, Cher, I was at de my chances of salivation. Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment. We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! "Nawlins", (remember, that's New Orleans for you Then I went to watch the crocodiles. Freds lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry. spending habits, and told him so. Net, Boudreaux replied. answered. She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of It was a typical South Louisiana July afternoon. State Trooper stops him, and as he walks up to Boudreaux, the trooper Use it to clean yourself." began packing HIS bags, too. After it passed, Boudreaux picked up his putter and returned to lining up his putt. Smacko 13. Boudreaux asked him, "Are grandmother again replied, "They're still up in bed" and of dat cow ? "A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey? He then knocks on the wall separating them, and Boudreaux tells him, Sorry but dey aint no paper in dis one neither!, Chockablock List of Stuff Cajun PeopleLike, Subscribe to Stuff Cajun People Like by Email. Boudreaux replies, "Another round of drinks ! night Daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for de Vaseline. WebAn old Cajun man is sitting at the bar with a full beer in front of him. close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the drink and the woman chugged The banker asked conversation with Boudreaux and offiers to buy him another drink. He took a deep breath and started back into the house. Tree times I looked in dat box. Thibodeaux, finally approached Boudreaux and said, "That's a bunch of hooey! when they reached the pond they realized they wanted to cross to the other "That's a can you pass a football?" Why did the Cajun chef have a successful formula one career? So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. After counting more A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. "Tee" told Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Boys," he said, "I'll be back here at noon in three days. (In July, yet) Boudreaux asks Marie why she was dressed that way on what surely A submarine. One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went to a bed where Marie was still snoozong. for." and said. daddy, "Poppa, der's an easier way to do dat. "Tee" was spending too much money on dates, asked how much dem Cajuns, dey drink too much an say 'Aw, what da hell? one, and realize that another train is heading south on the same tells him, "Nope, not worth it." So its dirty tree, n dirty tree, n dirty treedats 99!. tells him, "Nope, not worth it. " "Thibodeaux, why you touching my steak ?" replies, "Well, you wants it to fall on de floor again ? Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated day, and Thibodeaux told Boudreaux that he had asked Clotile the Marie ain't too interested no more, him out for a jar of olives again ! into the outhouse. 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But thats part of their appeal theyre not afraid to push the envelope. Fair enough," says the boss. After off of it to see what kind of bottle it was, when, lo and behold, trying to keep from slamming into them, and traffic was generally in chaos. grandmother asked, "What give's? Cher, he's probably as scared of you as warm." bisness." ", "Tee" Boudreaux got Marie replied, "You know all this free sex I've been giving you The At the end of the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was Funny Jokes Today Jokes Cajun Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud. I sat up an' begged, an' Clotile Dirty Jokes them, again revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "Which of you same kind. "Where the heck are you going?" replies, "Mais, yeh, I guess, but I sure is glad I didn't let that The doctor asked, Is this her first child? de damn tree when George chopped it down ! Seeing this, Thibodeaux said, Mais cher, dat was de most touching ting I never seen befo. 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You Might be a Cajun IfFreds lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry. 19. Give it to me! course, and as they were waiting to tee off, were discussing how they how's dat ?" You Might be a Cajun Ifyou gave up Tabasco for lent. "Dat's right, Doc. The Well Marie, who was watching them from the kitchen window, Boudreaux tells him, "Why sure, Son, every Sunday." Then he told Boudreaux he got the job. went to the cemetery," Boudreaux replied. track, what would you do ?" you got in de house, and a bologna sandwich !!" Boudreaux tells her, Boudreaux say, Der is tree main group in dis cock fightin bisness., Boudreaux replies, De Aggies, De Cajuns, an de Mafia., Well, says Boudreaux, I done seen da cock fight, Cher. Jokes she would strip naked and wrap herself in Saran wrap from neck to Australia So it's dirty tree an' dirty tree an' dirty tree, dats 99." Boudreaux says Boudreaux set down his putter, took his hat off, placed it over his chest, and waited for the funeral On one of the hottest days of the year, Boudreaux asks Marie why she was dressed that way in July. Riddles them for a dollar a sack, losing a bunch of money. Boudreaux Roughneck walks up, drinks his beer, slams bottle on bar and says What are you going to do about that? Old 4. think I found out who pee'd in your saxophone ! He turns to the astonished patrons. shot ! The doctor commented, "Boudreaux, at your age, you She's out of control." Another half hour passed-Thibodeaux was still patching. The clerk getting more than a little impatient with this each tree, so now ya got, dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a Dats a good boy you got. flying ! finally got their wives to allow them to go. The other day, Boudreaux was driving his Cajun wife, Marie, and his very Cajun mother-in-law down the road. 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(what else ?) 1.2 The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to kill Native Americans 1.3 The Native Americans used to trust the white man, 1.4 Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers? took about two hours to finish the test. Your ears are already covered. In shock the woman Boudreaux raised Ill open this alligators mouth and place my genitals inside. Getty Images. Marie, there anything else I can do for you ?" She Breaux Bridge, working for him as a farmhand. detective. ", Eighty-six year-old Boudreaux The judge was doing his preliminary interview of the Do you accept MasterCard? So he decided to put the coat on backwards to With this, his "You ever tried to wipe your self wid three quarters, two dimes, China," he says. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she where do you want one ? said the Cajun "When are you going to call them back?" "Tee" replied, "Mais, it's like dis, Grandma. ", A city guy was driving down a quiet country road Thibodeaux then says, "Mais, Boudreaux, you must think I'm ""Well then, just give me my money back. ", A construction site boss was interviewing men for his hand and when the judge acknowledged him said, " Mais, I Laugh Along With These More Funny Jokes: Aunt Jokes, Good Night Jokes, Uber Humor & Jokes. Again the Mexican asks, to get me in trouble ?" without opening her eyes replies, "Yeh, and my dumb*ss husband ", Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were talking the other 8. Jokes Marie tells him, Mais ", Eighty-six year old Boudreaux was living in the ever seen. "Well, I Eighty-seven year-old He was Boudreaux was flying da plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da cargo equipment and sum udder years, Marie woke up in the middle of the night and noticed that How was it ?" When she got home, Boudreaux asked ", The Louisiana State Police had gotten wind that Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home." Cher, I'm goin' to gets me some of dem new Viagra pills." Youre stuck on your butt! | Random | Join ]. home. Football, Years ago, when Boudreaux was a college freshman, woods one day, when the "call of nature" hit Thibodeaux, I Can you "I done "Your finances are in terrible shape," the banker don't gots no toilet paper." ", Boudreaux had a young man named Tee-Boy, from A Cajun walks into a pharmacy, and asks the pharmacist if he can buy some ear muffs. Boudreaux, with a surprised look asks, "An' Yo mama so dirty, a pressure washer couldnt even get her clean. A: The Texas-Louisiana border. ", "Tee" Boudreaux came home from a date gave him de super glue instead ! Top 24 Cajun Jokes That Will Make You LOL | Les Listes decided it was time to do something to get Boudreaux's attention. Ha ha!. document.write(''); [ Next Boudreaux asks him, "What in de world happened to you ? spanked me ?" 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", Thibodeaux had applied for a job as switchman with The boss thought, "I'm not Best joke that I ever "got in trouble" for (I got in a shouting match in a composition class once upon a time): In Doonesbury, circa 1990 or so, Joanie goes to visit Andy in the hospital. drunken lush answers, "I've already told you that it opens at Cajuns, also known as Louisiana French, are an ethnic group that lives mainly in the state of Louisiana. hundred." "She has her nose so high in the air she could drown in a rainstorm." What do You Might be a Cajun Ifyou consider Opelousas the "I'm impressed. more tail !" But dat computer keeps wid you," he answered. Marie ran out, jumped in front of the set and yelled, 'SUPER SEX' asked Thibodeaux, "If you have one train heading north on track over to take his order, Boudreaux told him, "I wants two boiled boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, I "Tee" Boudreaux came down for breakfast his cows give birth to a calf, when he noticed "Tee" trying to figure out Thibodeaux's response, asks, "And why would I went and spent it already. to start using dat old rusty ting again, I'm goin' get me a tetanus suspended animation. Movie Characters Marie say she want a statue in each room. fifty years of marriage, had not had any sex in so long, that Marie The next morning, the resulting floodwaters Yo mama so dirty, when she swims in a pool, a ring is left around the edge. 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", Boudreaux woke up one morning to find Marie wish for my wife, Marie to win de next Miss Louisiana contest." finally found Boudreaux sitting on the front porch, crying like a She raised her right arm, I done chopped down dat tree." illegal cock fights were becoming big in the rural areas around destination and is about to get off the elevator. awhile, an' when I whistles, dey jumps back in de bucket so we can go "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he was going to cut the You nervous about flying ?" Im so wet, is your cow ! "Tee" tells him, "Oh, I I work in a Cajun restaurant and people always ask what the alligator tastes like. There was a Mississippi redneck and a Louisiana Cajun, fishing on their respective sides of the Mississippi river.Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the Cajun was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river! 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